Graduates

Matt Clark & Turbo:

6'3" Ph.D Physics candidate and 1'5" (respectively) BURN attack dog from an undisclosed location in South Carolina. "No means yes and yes means... GIGGIDY GOO!" "YAH!!"

Matt Soucek:

5'10" M.S. Human Development candidate from Franklin, VA. "Notoriously known for his interest in 'waffleable' ladies"

Josh Bartus:

5'11" Civil Engineer from Tolland, CT. "I just told work I'm not coming in today because I need to play disc golf"

Patrick Feucht:

5'11" Mechanical Engineer from West Point, VA. "He can fix anything"

Seniors

Corey Good:

6'0" Computer Engineer from Chambersburg, PA. "It appears they've snuck a snuke up her snizz!"

Ryan Haac:

5'11" Mechanical Engineer from Wilmington, DE. "Enjoys walking in the clouds"

Robert Hand:

Unknown height (but safe to say he can catch a disc over you) Junior Political Science major with ambitions of world domination. From a small town in Southeast Texas named after the first President of that country. "I stepped on an ant today and said aloud 'Well, that sucks for you' and then I made that grinding motion with my shoe that everyone does when they step on an ant."

Jim Sracic:

5'10" Mechanical Engineer from Johnstown, PA. "Won the 7th annual "Vocal Techno-Beatboxing Championships" in Allähdash, Kazakhstan last year"

Juniors

Chris Gyurisin:

6'5" of pure man. A Forestry major from Smithsburg, MD. "I think it be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer and that little paperclip popped up 'looks like you're writing a ransom note, need some help? Use more forceful language you could get way more money.'"

Michael Peterson:

5'8" Building Construction Architect from Richmond, VA. "When I tire of talking down to people, I drink enough scotch until it is in my best interest to be condescending, arrogant and demeaning"

Adam Potts:

6'0" Biological Science major from Richmond, VA. Faster than you think. "This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth." "Eeeeeeeeaagle!"

Sophmores

Ryan Dominick:

5'10" Mechanical Engineer from Ridgeland, MS. "Some have known to him to wear thongs on Thursdays"

Scott Forrester:

6'4" Mechanical Engineer from Sparta, NJ. "You go eat a banana... nice"